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Personal Canon

When something is not confirmed by the creators of a show, game, ect. but someone still likes to believe that it's canon. This can range from something small to a sexuality headcanon, to changing part of the plot in your head completely.
Person 1: Lukas from Minecraft: Story Mode is so gay
Person 2: Really is it confirmed?
Person 1: Nah, it's just my personal canon.
by eatingrocks101 July 4, 2023
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Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
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Floor canon

When youre living on the floor at the night club
by Johans in the air January 29, 2024
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Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick
I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night
by Good dick41 April 10, 2024
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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
by notthatfunny November 7, 2019
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