Canada's History

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I can't believe we just did Canada's History.

by EvilLepper February 5, 2010

canada

Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.

Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.

by BadLieutenant November 20, 2004

la canada

Also known as "The LC" and commonly referred to as "The Bubble." Where the kids are impossibly good-looking and it's not out of place for a girl to total a luxury car more than a couple times driving home drunk from a house party only to have it replaced by a newer, more expensive model. Everyone loads up on the APs and has a huge sense of entitlement when it comes to education and money. Boys go out of their way when asking girls to dances. Cheesy puns and flowers are a must ("Out of all the fish in the sea, will you go to Homecoming with me?). Many residents are third or fourth generation La Canada. Couture is abundant at La Canada High School - whatever is the latest or most expensive, expect it to be seen at LCHS. Every year there are several coined phrases that are all the rage. These colloquialisms make sense to only those from La Canada - it seriously is like a foreign language cooler than any those from outside will create. Real estate is insane as everyone wants to move here for the school district. Even the tiniest house will have a starting price of at least 2 million.

"La Canada was blacklisted from the Rose Court this year because too many LCers were super shitfaced at the Rose Ball. They couldn't even point out individual people - La Canada as a whole got wasted."

by lcgirlie November 2, 2007

Canadaland

Canada

Wooo! It's Canadaland !

by ahmedzafar28 April 25, 2010

Rhinoceros Party of Canada

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada was a joke political party used to entertain the citizens of Canada with their promises. In 1980 their greatest feat was 110,286 votes because the general public was so disgusted with the rest of the political parties in Canada, getting them 1.01% of the total vote.

The Rhinoceros Party of Canada's promises consisted of things like these

Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.

Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.

Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)

Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California

by DynamicMOO August 9, 2010

Canada

The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.

You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.

by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006

FUCK CANADA

Phrase;
Most commonly used in reply when someone begins touting why Canada is so great.

Socialist: "We should adopt Canada's gun laws in the US"

Me: "Fuck Canada, I enjoy my freedom."

Socialist: "Canada has totally free health care!"

Me: "Fuck Canada, they take it out of your taxes just like we do social security. Not to mention...you get what you pay for."

by VigoNox May 4, 2009