Calvincest

The act of loving one's sister in an inappropriate or illegal manner.

Calvin was accused of Calvincest by piarr.

by Kleenex February 6, 2005

Calvin tse!

A fat chinese guy who participates in sport, mostly basketball. They are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.

(sometimes refered to as a Brice)

Shortened version can be Tse!

1. Guy number 1: Hey look over there. Its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.

Guy number 2: What a Calvin tse!

Can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, Brice maaate! or even Brice a donkey!

by pundalljabar August 24, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Calvinest

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.

That dude is a Calvinest!!

by anon February 26, 2004

Calvin

A shitty driver! Doesnt check his blind spots! Smart cars are invisible to him! Blame on others!

Calvin hit a smart car and blamed it on an Audi.

by The man that knows everything March 15, 2017

Calvin

An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.

Hey bro, did you see what he did last night at the club? He pulled a Calvin. No H. RoadHouse!

by house music lover September 26, 2013

Calvin

A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.

That dude is such a Calvin. Don't be a Calvin.

by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017