internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Ummayad Caliphate

The Ummayad Caliphate (in Arabic: الخلافة الأموية: alkhilafat al'umawia) very first of the caliphates. It started in 661 when Ali ibn Abi Talib, the last Rashidun caliph, died. His rival Muawiya started a caliphate that would expand to the borders of Islam. In 711, Tarek ibn Ziyad led a Berber army up into Iberia and won, expelling the Visigoths out of Spain. As the caliphate expanded, it started to get less religious. It was defeated in 750 when Abbasid armies, from their base in Baghdad, attacked with the help of Ummayad rebels in north-east Iran.

The Ummayad Caliphate (661 - 750) was the very first caliphate!

by Khizar Caliphate October 12, 2021

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

abbasid caliphate

A word that people who are procrastinating in their study of astronomy in the abbasid caliphate look up because its fun to say and sounds smart. hahahaha and if you are lame enough to try to find an answer it is actually ancient arabia. but screw that, lets partay!

me: damn astronomy in the abbasid caliphate
me: lets see if urban dictonary has anything about it

by :-D <3 May 4, 2006

The Camisha Leak

When a hoe gets their nude picture leaked on a social network and claims that their ex hacked their account and sent it out.

Girl 1: Remember when ole girl's picture got leaked?
Girl 2: Oh, you talking about the Camisha Leak?

Girl 3: Yeah girl, tragic.

by Messy McMess Alot December 14, 2012

Caaisha

If you meet a girl named Caaisha run for the hills, her tight wet monster coochie will ruin your life. She’s nice and real laid back but her fat ass makes life extremely hard for her. She can’t walk because she stays dragging around that fat pussy. Be her friend!!! She’s amazing

I love caaisha

Yo you know caaisha? Omg i love her too

by Q.kesha April 26, 2020

Calisto Yew

Calisto Yew is an ace attorney investigations character, she is the most irritaing fuckhead defense attorney ever, and is the true killer of the case she is in.

Person 1: God, you are such a Calisto Yew.
Person 2: What? I absolutely hate Calisto Yew, She is my most hated character in Ace Attorney Investigations!

by chumtoad. May 6, 2020