Callan

A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.

Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.

A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.

Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."

Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."

by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012

Callahan

The T-shirt a pretty girl's wearing on an advertising picture of the same brand name, currently on the right of your screen (doesn't work all the time).

Jon : Hey dude, look on the right of your screen !
Doe : Oh an advertisement for Callahan !
Jon : You got it.

by SureIloveyoudarling August 16, 2009

Calatamismic

A way to describe a feeling of great satisfaction.

"Man, last night she made me feel Calatamismic!"

by TheForgottenCookie January 13, 2010

callalynne

A true and loyal friend. Some one who will always have your back unless you screw her over. Warm and empathetic. Loves clothes and thinks a good pair of shoes is the most important piece of body gear.

My girlfriend is a real callalynne. Other girls just lover.

by Jane Huessy August 11, 2010

Calaia

Wonderful, a bit sassy, may be quite girly, funny, has a lovely personality and someone you can count on. Calaia is quite a rare name so if you know a Calaia stay by her side and she will stay by yours.

Person 1: She is such a Calaia.
Person 2: I know right!

by SkyBlueStarlight101 September 20, 2016

Callandra

Callandra is a beautiful girl. She has a good heart, she is extremely pretty and is an amazing friend to have. If you ever need a hand to hold or a shoulder to lean on, she’ll be there for you. Callandra is an amazing person to have in your life, even if your relationship is just giving each other dirties in the hallways(😉)

Callandra is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S 😍

by Yiota’s definitions April 16, 2019

Callagan

callagan is a someone you can count on, the true definition of the word brother ,a true a sportsman but most importantly a Callagan will always beat you in Fifa.

That’s a callagan move bruv!!

by Lorreo August 22, 2019