by emmmmmmmmmy December 14, 2010
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by Luther December 5, 2004
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Carley- the most beautiful, outstanding, perfect, loving person you’ll ever meet! Ugh you wish you were her!
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A very kind, loving, caring human being that will go out of her way to help any friend. she always gives second chances but if you mess with her she has no problem beating your ass. if you have a carley in your life don’t lose her. she’s amazing.
we love you carley!
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