Caffer

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.

You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

cafufflicate

A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!

Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.

by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010

michael caffrey

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.

billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot

by codiiiii August 24, 2010

cyber cafe

A cyber cafe is a place where asians, and lonely white men go to play popular pc games.

Cyber cafe asian #1: la ho ma, diu lai ma DOTA DOTA DOTA!
Cyber cafe asian #2: lallalalala noobie white man play diablo 2, kekkekke
cyber cafe asian #3: I cant play right now im updating my xanga profile

by Azamat Bagatov November 10, 2008

choachan.cafe

Choachan.cafe is a place on the internet where you can anonymously discuss kpop and other subjects in a 4chanesque format.

"fuck choachan.cafe that place is nothing but a gangstalking honeypot!!!"

by spitplug November 16, 2021

cafe revive

probably the best place to be EVER. if you haven't been before then you are needing your head looked at.

"where shall we venture today brogz?"
"ahh, cafe revive ambz" ;)

by gaeboi March 2, 2008

cafe rat

someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat

Jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at Starbucks. He's such a cafe rat.

by Artoudeetou March 29, 2009