equus ferus caballus

Bitch nigga motherfuckin hoebag cunts licking donkey dicks while receiving a donkey punch....being slapped by multiple GIANT BLACK DICKS the men must be wearing nothing but aprons and chef hats. Being 100% nigga.

A LOT OF BLACK DICKS MUST BE PRESENT during equus ferus caballus

by BUTTFUCKER999 October 18, 2013

cabelin

A Mongolian eunuch who sings horribly and plays music loudly in the presence of His Imperial Majesty, Napoleon. Cabelins like to chase caucasian women, though they find him dark and repulsive. Eunuchs of the El-Juarez breed fine close affinity with cabelins and often mate with them.

"Shut the fuck up, cabelin!"

by Mongol Cabelin August 13, 2007

a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

cable

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit

I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra

by Bob Clarntus August 8, 2005

El Caballo

A homosapien of the male species who has been known to have an exceptionally large penis ; a man packing the meat.

Chris: "Yo Charles, I just accidently walked in on Luis having sex!"

Charles: "Did you get a little peak?"

Chris: "Naw, I couldn't see much."

Charles: "Well, why not?"

Chris: "Cause, all I got a glimpse of, was El Caballo."

Charles: "Shit, he must be packin'."

by CHRiS From Mars May 28, 2009