Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

cradle sack

Two penises underneath a ball sack, forming a cradle for the sack to lay on.

My brother and I cradle sacked with Johnny last night.

by Whopluggedjfk February 11, 2018

Caradwen

The person with this name is dummy thicc. She is very nice but be careful. They might be weird. But in a good way. She is very hot. She could steal your mans. If you try to steal her snacks, she can obliterate you with one cheek clap.

Dude 1: "Is that Caradwen?"
Dude 2:" She SO THICC dude"
Dude 1: I know right?"

by ThiccDudelmao December 3, 2019

Cradgit

A racist term for white people I hear at school i hear “ cracker is dumb cradgit is more offensive” it’s only used at my school though

Look at that god damn cradgit over there jerry

by MooMan152 January 10, 2020

Crad

Alternative name for marijuana (weed)

Omg I just smoked a fat crad

by alfiematthews420 September 28, 2020

Caradey

She is strong, loyal, always sticks her ground. She encourages you when you’re feeling insecure. She can put up a fight and never let’s you down. She’s funny, bubbly and loves to make you laugh. She’s always a blast as long as you don’t get on her dark side. She’s beautiful, but doesn’t realize it.

A girl named Caradey

by That one person who is amazing February 25, 2021

cradlejob

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021