Drunk Correction

A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.

The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.

Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.

"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."

"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."

by Pilotguy44 October 19, 2009

correctional work

An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.

Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

CORRECTION

In IM conversations, users often send messages in haste and only afterwards notice a typographical error (shortened as typo). It is common practice to correct the typo by sending a subsequent message where the word CORRECTION precedes the correct word.

Dave: i haet trance

Dave: CORRECTION: i hate trance

by watsonmoss May 20, 2009

Correctum

A teenager with all the right answers to everything delivered in the style of an utter arsehole.

Here comes the correctum, any second now he will say "Stop saying amount, it's number, you plebeian."

by Missmooific September 20, 2015

Form-Correction Warrior

The douchebag at the gym or fitness club who can't help it but give advice to others on their form of exercise, diet or workout routine when they are not asked for it.

Hey Samra, do you see this guy over there at the treadmills? He keeps coming to me when I'm working out giving me some random advice on my form, ugh, he's such a Form-Correction Warrior.

by nothardsam January 13, 2021

corkectomy

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

by Lonya August 3, 2007

Correction Officer

An individual that keeps you safe at night. One who watches the criminals locked up so everyone else can sleep safe knowing their not going to escape. Someone who gets paid little and puts up with a lot. A Correction Officer is one who doesn't get the credit he/she deserves.

The Correction Officer had to tase the inmate because he assaulted another officer with a liquid urine substance and refused to come out of the cell.

by sglspd22 August 4, 2008