concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Whore

(1) someone who goes to a ton concerts. they don't care about ticket price or the musician; they're only there for the music

(2) someone who goes to concerts to try and have sex with the musicians' backstage

(1) a: hey man, look. she's always at a concert.

b: yeah, she's a concert whore.

(2) a: did you see that girl go back with -musician name-?
b: she's just another concert whore.

by b067r_08 February 12, 2022