Slide Clyde

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

Clyde Frog

To have sex with a stuffed animal.

See that doll in my sisters room, I clyde frogged it last night.

Anyone wanna clyde frog this stuffed tiger??

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Biffy Clyro

A joint, reefa or simply a spliff.

Harvey: yo man i'm whitenered, i dont think i can smoke any more.

Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.

by the unknown character. August 21, 2014

Clyde

Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)

God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic

by DJ. EZ Rock March 22, 2009

Clyke

A Mixture Of A Cunt And A Dyke All In One...

Slut 1 Which Is A Cunt, Slut 2 Which Is A Dyke... Put The 2 Together And You've Got A CLYKE!
All In All Nastiness

"Danielle! You Clyke!"

by Chris_A_G August 28, 2008

bitchen clyde

nickname for Derik Wheeler.A woman loving faggot hater.

Bitchen Clyde will stomp a mudhole in your ass if you cross him.

by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004