When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.
ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.
by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010
by PSDboy October 11, 2021
When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.
Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!
by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011
a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics
by d0nu7m4n January 04, 2022
a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food
by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010
Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021
It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024