cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

by Family historian July 10, 2010

cementos

1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc.

My girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. She gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. It broke my teeth

by J.C.H. June 28, 2007

Cement

Buzzword of 2009.
Has replaced other colloquialisms such as "wicked and "cool"
(1) Used as an adjective to describe a place person or thing in a positive light.
(2) Used to describe cohesiveness between two places persons or things.

(1) "Dude, I saw you pick up Samantha Addison... That shit was Cement!"

(2) "Yeah man, me and my bro are fucking cement"

by strongbad009 January 18, 2009

cemere

Islander for "come here"

cemere, you've got to see this.

by B July 14, 2003

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Rubber cement

a great way too get high

i got really high of rubber cement

by Mr. Hankey the xmas poo May 5, 2009

cement mixer

rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.

That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!

by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004