Cumguzzler

Someone who swallows male semen and barks like a dog afterwards.

“Oh my god! That Matt O’Shea is such a cumguzzler! That’s why his teeth always look so white!”

Cumguzzler by oefx November 3, 2022

CumGriddy 

When a male nuts in a female's mouth and she hits the griddy

"Hey, Jessica, what did you do last night?"
"Oh I spent the night at Evan's and we did a CumGriddy"
"Oh... Okay..."

CumGriddy by J_J_Poo February 6, 2023

Cumgobling 

When you gozzle that cum down

Damn he creamed in my mouth and I was cumgobling that shit

Cumgobling by Aadoog May 27, 2023

cumguzzling thundercunt 

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

cumguzzling thundercunt by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Cumguzzler

(not to be confused with Cum Guzzler)

A word derived from the phrase Cum Guzzler, used as a bypassed word on the Nintendo 3ds and Nintendo Switch consoles, mentioned commonly in Tomodachi Life songs involving bypassing the swear filter

Random Person: Yo Tomodachi Life Player! What did you name your Mii's kid

Tomodachi Life Player: Cumguzzler

Cumguzzler by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

Cumgrats 

A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.

“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”

“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”

Cumgrats by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024

cumgodlzing 

Godzilla busting a nut inside of King Kong

you busted inside me like you were cumgodlzing

cumgodlzing by MENACEXX June 28, 2025