Butter Joke

The greatest joke ever told in history.

1. You want to know the butter joke?

2. Yeah!

1. Are you sure?

2. Hell yeah!

1. I don't want to spread it.

2. Come on!

by Jackietherad November 21, 2007

tig o bitties

an easier word use for inappropriate times such as with women

Damn, that girls got some tig o bitties

by Dane is Gay August 21, 2008

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

Tig Ol Bitties

Inconspicuously refering to a female's abundance of breasts.

Derived from the phrase: Big Ol Titties.

DAMN! Lisa got some tig ol bitties

by Q April 30, 2004

buftie

One who displays homosexual tendancies whilst not actually being a poof.

see all they italians that live in Glasgow, they're all bufties.

by the bag boy April 16, 2005

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006