bruce bruce

Bruce Bruce is a name synonymous with keeping audiences rolling with laughter thanks to his captivating improv skills. Bruce's larger than life comedic style has been showcased across the country as well as on hit television programs, while his wit, spontaneity and dazzling personality sets him apart from other standup comedians. Although Bruce is known for his adult comedy, he prides himself on not using vulgarity to win a laugh. He also does comedy appropriate for the entire family and has earned his title as the "Mayor of Comedy." After receiving the highest ratings ever as the Host of BET s 10th anniversary Comic View in 2001, Bruce signed on again to Host the 2002 Comic View season. Bruce is also featured as Dewayne the good-natured "rent-a-cop" in the Lion s Gate Films feature The Wash, directed by DJ Pooh, starring Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He can also be seen in Outkast svideo So Fresh, So Clean, Directed by Dave Myers. He was featured at the prestigious Black Film Festival in Acapulco (2001), the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal (2000/2001), Laffapalooza Festival in Atlanta, GA (2000/2001), the US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO (2001/2002) and can be seen in comedy clubs around the country. Currently, you can catch Bruce's half hour special "Comedy Central Presents...." on Comedy Central.

according to rapper Too $hort, he likes skinny girls

"all the big girls, get loose with it/all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it"

by Too $hort January 15, 2005

Bruce Banner

A devilishly attractive and brilliant scientist with boiling green anger issues. Proudest wearer of The Purple Shirt of Sex, and shy lover of Tony Stark, aka Iron Man.

Expert in Gama Radiation,

fearful of The Hulk.

Sex.

Do you ship Science Bros? Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are totally my OTP.

by HulkShipper19 November 9, 2012

bruce willis

A great actor who is very successful at playing a wide variety of characters. Best known for his roles in Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.

"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"

by SAOG January 15, 2005

Bruce Springsteen

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.

Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.

by Streamwalker October 14, 2004

burberry

British designer clothing brand known for it's tartan check.
Many Japanese women wear Burberry, and whilst the vast majority of Burberry fans wear it tastefully, chavs make those who wear it tastefully look bad.

She's got a Burberry Blue Label handbag, which is only available in Japan!

by Karina June 18, 2006

Bruce Willis

Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker

best quote from all die hard movies said by bruce willis

"Yippe-ki-yay-Mother Fucker"

youtube video
/watch?v=VTRtwCjk1EI

by |Grayfox| November 30, 2009

Bruce Wayne

Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.

"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne

by clowmanus September 13, 2005