Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

by Gasmador September 14, 2011

Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.

The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

a whole buffet

A whole meal is when someone looks like hotter than fire and could be like real good in a relationship and in bed

Hailey is a whole buffet!!

by Robocoder35 February 15, 2020

buffet

A person who is not as attractive as a buff thing, but is still fuckable i.e may be shorter, fatter etc.

by Treatz June 6, 2003

Hometown Buffet

To eat yogurt out of someones ass.

Yo ! I can't wait to eat at the hometown buffet, nah mean ? (winkwink, nudge nudge)

by Stephanie Raye January 6, 2008

weed buffet

Buffet of Marijuana. Copius amounts of cannabis. Usually used to describe a bowl, joint or blunt of different strains of the Cannabis Sativa and Indica plants.

Max: Hey, Matt! Would you like to try this weed buffet? It has strawberry cough on the left and Ricki's quote, un-quote "Piff"!
Matt: Gee WOULD I!
Tia: Peace BABY!

by Max Harris December 26, 2007