Buff Dump

Evacuating ones bowels after working out. Usually filled with copious amounts of protein and semen.

Man, John just took a buff dump in that toilet.

by 12345SmithJohn August 24, 2016

buff wannabe

A person, usually a male, who thinks that they have a muscular, good looking physique. This person will wear t-shirts 2 sizes too small and walk around trying to stick out their chest. Will talk about how much they work out only to be laughed at by the opposite sex because of their puny appearance. It can also be someone new to the world of weight lifting who has lifted for 2 days and thinks they are Ronnie Coleman.

Hey Jim, did you see that skinny guy at the gym yesterday? He benched 75 lbs one time then got up as I walked by and flexed like he just benched 300. I grabbed him and threw him 15 feet over to the weight machines where he needs to be. He's just another buff wannabe.

by D_Man May 1, 2006

Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

by Peter October 6, 2004

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.

I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013

buff chick

an abbreviation for "Buffalo Chicken".

"Man, we went to Mazzios and had some buff chick on pizza, it was the shit"

"Man that buff chick last night was the shit"

by J_shC November 25, 2009

Buff my Wood

A more cleaner way to say "suck my dick"

Male 1: Hey man, you're a faggot
Male 2: Buff my wood!

by Homosaphien September 20, 2009