book

"Have you met Jack? He's totally book!"

note: You may sound like a wanker if you use the literal meaning of book with this one, eg: "Have you read this book? it's book!"
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book

a source of reading, in America and most english speaking countries opens right to left then you read them top to bottom left to right.
Man books fuckin' suck why the fuck am I at school I am not learning shit lets hit the teachers with the damn book until they ficking pass and then book(other meaning) the fuck outta here.
by Irish Whiskey Man 4280 March 12, 2003
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booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

Related - booked, rebooked
I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.
by Booker2 November 10, 2011
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book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.
"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."
by AbnormalBoy September 03, 2004
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Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence
My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked
by Cojone Joe May 26, 2008
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book

Something most people don't read
loololool who actually reads books? olololol
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Booking

The act of shopping at a bookstore while drunk, and making large purchases of unnecessary books.
"Dude, you were booking so hard last night you bought the entire Dr. Seuss collection talking about your new album, 'Hip on Hop'.
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