Boof

To lie your ass off when testifying before a senate judiciary committee

Mark: “Hey man, did you tell them about that time we got totally wasted and you sexually assaulted that 15 year old girl?”

Brett: “Are you nuts? Now way, man, I totally boofed up there!”

by Meathammer September 29, 2018

boofing

little known secret about lesbian sex: boofing is the official term for when two women's breasts rub together and create a farting noise.

Girl, last night I rubbed on Bianca's titties so hard they were boofing.

by christinaorso May 23, 2016

Boofing

To make a large stink, that is merely hot air and smells of shit.

“Did you hear about the Democrats boofing it up in the senate over that Supreme Court Justice?”

by Dragonkyng October 6, 2018

Boofing

Two dudes going at it, in the butt.

Fuck a bromance, we're boofing!

by Mr. Etymology February 27, 2008

boof

The contents of the rectal cavity discharged during or after heavy anal poundage. Typically, boof is not feces, but can be implied as so in many situations.

"I fucked the boof outa her!"
"Eat my boof!"

by T tothe B October 21, 2004

Boof

To lie under oath. Repeatedly.

I can't believe Brett Kavanaugh just boofed in front of the Senate Committee!

Brett did a boof!

by nobbynobby40 October 1, 2018

Boof

1. The sound and mixture created when beer, fart, and feces racously exit Brett Kavanaugh's anus. Mention of feces and beer may be omitted in polite company, although this would actually be a classic dry fart.

2. Also the sound of one's judicial appointment disappearing in a cloud of smoke.

1. Caught unawares by the fizzing stream of beer and feces streaming down his thigh, Brett Kavanaugh was dismayed to discover he had passed out before hearing his own boof.

2. "Boof!" and in an instant Brett Kavanaugh was free to coach full time.

by meatclaw October 1, 2018