People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
by Neil_Owner March 25, 2008
Get the Blog Humper mug.Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.
(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.
by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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A famous blogger that everyone wants to meet, have do an advertorial and/or show up to an event. However, this blogger must be paid royally, have the best conditions, and a lot of free stuff.
Xiaxue: "I only make at least 20,000$ from nuffnang a check" *flashes check online*
The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva
The rest of the personal blogging world: *rolls eyes* STFU xiaxue! You're nothing but a damn blog diva
by Chaudie August 9, 2010
Get the Blog Diva mug.1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?
2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?
2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.
by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009
Get the Fail blog mug.An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.
For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)
For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)
"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."
by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011
Get the Honest to blog mug.The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.
Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"
Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."
Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."
by Joel October 5, 2006
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It was originally coined by a super awesome guy on Monday at 4:51pm on the 28th of September. However, another person decided she found the word very exciting and decided to use it. She was going to be charged for using it since she didn't have the rights, yet the super awesome guy let her slide...twice. By the third time she used the word "blogel", he decided to be really nice and gave her 50% of the rights to the word "blogel" at 11:45pm on Tuesday, the 29th of September. So now it means "when ever ANYONE in the WORLD!!! uses it we get like $5 each". So people of the world, go ahead and Blogel yourself all you want!!
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It was originally coined by a super awesome guy on Monday at 4:51pm on the 28th of September. However, another person decided she found the word very exciting and decided to use it. She was going to be charged for using it since she didn't have the rights, yet the super awesome guy let her slide...twice. By the third time she used the word "blogel", he decided to be really nice and gave her 50% of the rights to the word "blogel" at 11:45pm on Tuesday, the 29th of September. So now it means "when ever ANYONE in the WORLD!!! uses it we get like $5 each". So people of the world, go ahead and Blogel yourself all you want!!
"this isn't a blog or a novel it's a blogel "
"i just typed this massive BLOGEL"
"people that don't like it can go blogel themselves"
"could people handle blogel's though? could they really?"
"i just typed this massive BLOGEL"
"people that don't like it can go blogel themselves"
"could people handle blogel's though? could they really?"
by Chardid Christrong October 1, 2009
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