When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 08, 2009
The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
by Harvey Hand banana May 17, 2011
(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 07, 2010
The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 09, 2010
by Loke E. Coyote August 23, 2013