Ball blaster

A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.

To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Vag blaster

A particularly powerful pussy fart that causes the vag owner either pain, arousal or embarrassment in the extreme.

I let go a pussy fart after Jim fucked me and I had an Vag blaster orgasm better than he's given me!

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

Belly Blaster

When you come so hard into a chick, it goes through the vagina and into the abdomen and seeps out of the belly button.

"I gave my girlfriend a belly blaster. The I told that bitch to drive herself to the hospital because that's not even anatomically possible."

by Ball Nuts July 2, 2009

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

ghetto blasters

homemade alcoholic beverages, often made of mouthwash

I was getting wasted on ghetto blasters last night

by Jake HHLD January 10, 2009

butt blaster

the act ejecting seman into a womans anus

tom gave cindy the butt blaster

by Mr.Seaman October 25, 2003

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017