sound bite

(n) A short, catchy statement meeting the short attention requirements of TV news. Sound bites have the annoying habit of being play again and again ad nauseum. In fact, newscasts are increasingly built around sound bites instead of hard news and analysis. And public relations firms earn huge bucks cooking up sound bites for political spin and damage control.

One memorable sound bite (1984 Debate) from Vice Presidential candidate Lloyd Bensten countering Dan Quayle's comparision of himself to President John Kennedy.

Bensten: "I knew Jack Kennedy. He was a friend of mine. You are no Jack Kennedy."

by Bill Peters November 24, 2006

trout bite

When a monsterously long turd breaks off and brushes your ball sack or inner thigh.

After a night of cashews and corona chip should have expected to get a trout bite the next day.

by sloleak September 3, 2006

Shark Biter

One who isn't original. Constantly biting the swag of other people to an extent greater than a normal biter.

All these marks in the rap game are just wu-tang clan shark biters.

by lord jansport November 3, 2008

Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.

"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

I bite my thumb at thou!

Actually, Shakespeare never used this specific phrase. If he had, the gramtically correct way to say it would be "I bite my thumb at thee!"

I will bite my thumb at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.

--Shakespeare (from Romeo and Juliet)

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Tig O Bities

Large bresats, in other words" Big O Tities".

Those are some tig O bities.

by Osvaldo Pavel Arreola December 2, 2003

bite my bag

Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.

A good way of saying no.

Bite me. No way. Bite my bag.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004