awkward balloon

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

by Lora Fitzgerald April 27, 2009

balloon land

getting fucked up off of nitrous

he just went to balloon land

by erin August 3, 2004

Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.

stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.

by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011

midnight balloon

A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.

Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.

Misstress: Huh?

Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!

Mistress: I can't hear shit!

Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!

Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.

by Young Flare "Woo" February 13, 2015

balloonjuice

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!

Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

Belloff

A powerful form of exsistence trapped in human form.
A human capable of more than the average human.
One with skill in seemingly everything, sometimes to an almost un-earthly or evil way.

"Wow.. I can't believe how good he is at everything! He is like a Belloff"

by Cleaveland Gray February 11, 2010