1 definition by Lora Fitzgerald

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."
"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"
by Lora Fitzgerald April 28, 2009
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