biff

really cheap nasty clothes.like one of those shirts with chinese symbols on it.

" your clothes are so biff what are you doing you bif-tech"

by sean January 30, 2005

biff

n. Any general act of stupidity or misfortune. Oftentimes a directly the result of the person's action.

V. The act of making a biff.

"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

n.
"You really biffed that test."
"That was a hardcore biff."
v.
"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

by Second Elliot Skankies March 28, 2005

biff

1. A girl who when seen while fast-forwarding appears to be smokin', but when watched at regular video speed, is found to be unattractive.

2. A girl who could possibly be attractive when seen while fast-forwarding, but is unattractive normally.

I went back to watch the commercial, but it turned out she was just a biff.

by Love Rhino December 20, 2010

Jew biff

When you have long curly messy hair. Ginger/red headed people are most likely to contract the Jew biff although it is not unheard of in other colour tones of hair especially Brown and black.

"check out that guy's fro'"
"nae he has a Jew biff"

by METALLICAFX November 4, 2008

Cauliflower Biff

A women Rugby players fanny

John: god mate, I fucked a that bird last night.

Tony: Whats her biff like?

John:Cauliflower mate, cauliflower.

by DizzleDazzle June 13, 2005

biff

a woman with 2 butts, one in the back and one in the front

Person #1: Damn my spanish teacher is such a fat lard.
Person #2: I know. She's a biff.

by quimbybooker September 23, 2006

biff twiffer

A person who takes a bath, farts in the bathtub, then bites the bubbles created from said fart.

Johnny's always smells like ass, he must be a biff twiffer.

by BigRock June 20, 2009