1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.
by Outside Onlooker July 1, 2010

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

The Confederecy.
by Screamapillar March 3, 2004

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.
Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

by Twatever October 29, 2008

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
by toolguru November 12, 2007

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
by Tiff January 30, 2004
