Old Bean

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Great to see you Old Bean!

by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021

Banzai

1) slang for calling someone a badass commander in the united states military
2) a person that can often be found saying "it's admin time!"
3) a military dude full of energy and never stops working towards his goals

4) goes all in when they put their mind to something

subordinates to a banzai respond to the utterance of his name like so:

knight 202: "i think banzai ----"
knight 017: "hallow be his name"
knight 202: "as i was saying, i think banzai will be in charge of DBB"

used in a regular sentence: that bro is so banzai.

used in a regular sentence: dude have you seen banzai? i heard him say it's admin time and haven't seen him since.
used in a regular sentence: bruh what's your commander like? he's a legit banzai.

by TheKnights May 19, 2022

Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.

He is a real human bean.

by HY371c May 3, 2018

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008