beeps

A extreamly fat women. One that packs their fat into cars when they enter them. We are talking mamoth. Derived from the phrase "that chick beeps when she backs up."

Oh my god!!! We've got a beeper here!

by yourmom April 13, 2004

beeper

A designated driver that puts their cell phone number on facebook or some other site like CollegeBeeper.com or AppStateBeeper.com so anyone who needs a ride to the bars or a party can call them. The driver usually charges about $2 per person in the vehicle.

Drunk Kid 1 - "Dude, when's the beeper coming?"

Drunk Kid 2 - "I called her 15 minutes ago, she'll be here any second"

by colliojulio April 14, 2011

Bedophile

Someone whom is attracted to underaged beds. Typically refered to as a Bedo.

“Calvin was being a real bedophile last night.” John said
“Yeah I saw him in 2 furniture stores recently fucking kids beds.” Jason added

by The cat is not in the hat October 20, 2017

Bede bokonim

A pesian word that use for sag hashar people.

Bede bokonim doa konim

by Aliiiiz August 15, 2018

the reason my bedpost is so shiny

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021

BeePee

Irresponsible corporate greed.

Betty: Are they really gonna just let 30,000 gallons of crude pore into the gulf of mexico?
Tyronne: Man they are so BeePee it isn't even funny.

by dos cracquis June 3, 2010

Beeper

An inexplicably and undefineably speedy person. They're very competitive in nature and are constantly making bets or challenges. Upbeat and energetic and always seem to sneak up and disappear without being seen or heard. Commonly referred to as a mouse or roadrunner and are normally small in stature yet surprisingly incredibly strong and powerful. Athletic, especially in aquatic or racing sports. Usually become antisocial when they are tired or grumpy.

Wow, where did she come from?
I dunno! She's definitly a beeper.

by Blackhole18 April 30, 2009