Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.
Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!
The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."
The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."
I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.
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Barlot is another word for butler in this case a barlot goes by butler or cleaning service or sometimes the help.
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And which can make a hybrid abomination, when the sperm is transferred to the bee's uterus. (male to female contact)
But, if the human is sexually a female, it is clearly impossible, because the male bee/drone can't produce much sperm than the woman does to the egg cell, so it's impossible to make it a hybrid offspring, it won't even reach the stage of the egg to be a zygote.
And the negative part, what if you we're in a middle of a orgasm and you got stung on the penis? It would effect the nearby veins on the impact.
And if this was theoretically true, nor it would make a scientific discovery and a "finish-off on a zookeeper's collection".
It would be scientifically called a "Homo Anthos"
And which can make a hybrid abomination, when the sperm is transferred to the bee's uterus. (male to female contact)
But, if the human is sexually a female, it is clearly impossible, because the male bee/drone can't produce much sperm than the woman does to the egg cell, so it's impossible to make it a hybrid offspring, it won't even reach the stage of the egg to be a zygote.
And the negative part, what if you we're in a middle of a orgasm and you got stung on the penis? It would effect the nearby veins on the impact.
And if this was theoretically true, nor it would make a scientific discovery and a "finish-off on a zookeeper's collection".
It would be scientifically called a "Homo Anthos"
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