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Restraining Order Barbie

A beautiful woman, typically tall, sexy, shapely and startlingly blonde, who is, upon closer inspection, completely psycho, causing the man who at first praised his good fortune to have met her to take out a restraining order against her in a vain attempt to keep her from destroying his person or property.
Leon met Clarissa in a bar and thought she was the most perfect blonde he'd ever seen, but after she started calling him 30 times a day at work to scream at him, accusing him of sleeping with other women, and keying his car, he realized that she was not a goddess, but instead a classic Restraining Order Barbie. He wound up with one missing tooth and a $1,500 car repainting bill, but at least she's out of his life now.
by sorkab August 19, 2010
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goody putnam's babies

1. Derived from seven characters of famous play The Crucible- all dead. A fantastic explanation for unusual happenings or an answer to any question.
2. A well known song that everyone enjoys hearing because it's beautiful and famous.
1. Guy- Did you see that unusual happening?
Other Guy- It probably had something to dowith Goody Putnam's babies.

Guy- I have a question.
Other Guy- Goody Putnam's babies.

2. Goody Putnam's babies. Goody Putnam's babies!
by A handsome youth of few years December 27, 2011
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Barbie bitch

Onika Maraj AKA Nicki Minaj AKA Nicki Lewinsky AKA Barbie Bitch
It's Barbie Bitch! - Nicki Minaj

Watch the "Massive Attack" music video, she says it at the beginning. She says it a lot.
by Bradlley April 14, 2010
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Barbie Bleach

Bleach used to turn girls hair an unnatural Barbie blonde. This can be seen especially in photos of girls on Myspace, Facebook and porn sites and in clubs and college campuses and on the beach.
One Dude to Another: You could smell the Barbie Bleach at the club last nite, it was just like Attack of the Barbies!

Another: Blonde Zombies! Did you get laid?

Dude: Unfortunately, no, they were just into trying to out-hot each other.
by sarasplayroom.com June 16, 2010
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harajuku barbie

fly bitches who are about gettin money. term was made popular by nicki minaj. it is wat she calls herself and others who are into her music and her style.
"carter called lemme get tha car key. you don't want it wit tha harajuku barbie" -nicki minaj
by BabieeTee August 17, 2009
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barbie

A blonde plastic girl that is very popular towards young girls between the ages of 3-6. She has the perfect life and owns a pink house and a convertible. She has many friends. Barbie can be very scarey at times because she does not blink and will stare at you no matter where you are; she also smiles 24/7 even when you break her head off.
Barbie is a waste of money, if you buy her then you'll have to buy her friends, and her house and her sisters and her car and her ken. BARBIE IS A BIG WASTE OF MONEY!
by IwannaBe December 28, 2005
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Barbisa

An annoying ass bitch with curly hair who tries to sing but sounds like a broken car horn. They only own 3 pairs of clothes and wear the same black leggings everyday. If you ever come in contact with a Barbisa run before she attacks you with her sharp cat nails and annoying voice. Barbisa thinks they have friends but lowkey everyone hates them.
Friend 1: Hey Barbisa
Barbisa: *screams and attacks you with her cat nails and loud chewing.
Freinds 2: Oml Barbisa why did you do that?!!
Barbisa: *growls*
Everyone: *runs for their lives*!
by Eleanor Snifflewood November 26, 2019
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