balollypoon

Small red blobs in the Commander Keen Video Game that no one can determine whether they are balloons or lollypops.

"Jump back up there and grab that balollypoon!"

by Czamero October 11, 2005

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

Balltron

(n) A guy who thinks regularly striking his fellow men in the balls is of noteworthy comedic value. He is usually a boring guy with a dry sense of humor who does not know how to behave when suddenly thrust into a group of sociable male colleagues.

(n) A robot whose hull alloy consists of at least 97% harvested human testicles.

Fucking balltron ran up and hit me in the balls with a biology book.

by Freshcookies March 5, 2011

Ballthrax

An infection of the testicles that requires Cipro for treatment.

Shit, I have ballthrax again.

by Rossironi September 2, 2011

balltwat

The point where the left and right testicles intersect the shaft of the male reproductive organ. (Finger it out for yourself).

Don't forget to shave your balltwat.

by Drewlian Castro March 13, 2015

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017