A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
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Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.
Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.
Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.
Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.
Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.
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Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
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Get the flip a boat mug.Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.
salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis
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