keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to
by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022
a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
by bruhwhatsgoingon January 10, 2021
to spend money frivoulously, take an action without anythought of the consequence, be too much, or any of the above to a woo a girl
Man, I’m going to pull a mat bennett on this chick.
The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
The other James got mat bennett drunk and got kicked out of applebees.
by hegh420 November 10, 2021
A young man, normally that with an amazing set of dirty blonde hair and brown eyes... is what I'd like to say but all he has going for him is his hot ass girlfriend who takes care of him constantly.
by PineAppleRon May 07, 2021
The most autistic person in the world who teaches art. She can't hear out of her left ear and doesn't buy green paint.
by schjo April 19, 2018
If your name is Bennett you're already stupid and gay, but when you add Fordney it gets 1000000000000000 times worse.
by snatgodlover666 November 12, 2020