Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011

Bait Ass Snake Ass

Used together, calling something or someone "Bait Ass Snake Ass" means that you will definitely be caught by someone in authority or something is about to go very wrong.

"Tony your eyes are so red were gonna get busted, f*cking bait ass snake ass"

by Kontrol October 26, 2014

Bait and switch

When you know a person of the opposite gender who is a catch, but you want to do a buddy a solid, and arrange to meet said person only to "randomly" find your buddy at the same place, and quickly leave after feigning an emergency.

Stephanie is such a catch, but I'm already in a relationship. She'd be perfect for Paul though. I think I'll call her up for drinks and then bait and switch her.

by Ay-Ay-Rahn June 16, 2019

Bait crate

When you chug an entire bottle of something really fast but you don’t finish it.

Johnny: I was at my buddy’s function last night and to excite the festivities, I decided to do a bait crate. It was scary cause I almost nearly blacked out that night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed April 22, 2020

Bait-hole

A person who begins to tell a secret but then retracts his statement

"Did you guys hear about Shawna's big w- oh wait, never mind I can't tell you it's a secret"
"Come on dude. Don't be such a bait-hole."

by Dan Marker April 22, 2015

Bait & Switch

A sexual maneuver used during foreplay. While lying on top of a woman, a man slithers his lower body area towards a woman’s chest area, neck, and chin. At this point the woman can take the bait, his penis, resulting in a blow job, or she can accept the switch: a forced titty fucking

While hooking up with this skank last night, I used the Bait & Switch, which unfortunately resulted in a Pasadena Mudslide

by AK27 January 4, 2008

bait and switch

The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.

You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.

by Chris D. January 23, 2008