Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010

awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

awkward city

a response used when someone says something very uncomfortable

(via text convo.)
mario: "my girlfriend and i had sex in my volvo yesterday"
kara: "its me idiot"
mario: "awkward city"

by miamiamial00kz October 7, 2010

Awkward Kyle

The act of being extremely Awkward and unsocial at a party. That person that stands in a group and just nods along to the conversation but doesn't contribute. Also can be used for the person that obviously likes you but doesn't say anything and acts generally in an awkward manner. Also know as 'That kid'

Can you PLEASE just stick it in already instead of hovering over me like an Awkward Kyle !?

by Tofu 'Meag' Beatrice January 18, 2011

Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.

As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".

by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011

Awkward Jellyfish

an awkward jellyfish is when a situation becomes to awkward to handle and instead of saying "awkward" you make the motion of expanding and contracting your hands with your palms to the sky..

awkward jellyfish

by awkward jellyfish master June 22, 2011

Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.

Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.

by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012