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awkward as fuck

When a moment becomes overly embarrassing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.

When this moment occurs, in particular in Perth at Uni Games, you are entitled to say the phrase "Awkward. As. Fuck. " You are also allowed to abbreviate this to AAF, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being Awkward as fuck.
Walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. "Zac, WTF are you doing! Umm.... awkward as fuck"
by phildo22 November 1, 2010
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p'awkward

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."
"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia
by SloopJB April 10, 2008
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awkward mel

use two hands and lift them about temple high and move them foward and backward mildly from temple to ear
melissa instructs a guy to lift something off the scanner and instead signals a plane to land. this is then known as the awkward mel
by angelo aka kid fresh May 15, 2008
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Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
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Awkward Puppet

Someone on the side lines or third wheel

The word was created by Jelane!....
Going to a birthday party and not knowing anyone but the person who's birthday it is. In this situation you would be considered an awkward puppet.. Poor you..
by jelydas March 25, 2010
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awkward tagged

when someone is tagged in a picture on facebook that they are barely in, to make it seem like they go out of the house and socialise - when they really have no friends.
did you see those pictures from that party?

yeah dude, but why has that one kid tagged himself when you can only see the side of his arm?

awkward tagged, to prove to people he actually goes out. no one likes that douchebag.
by wo1f January 24, 2011
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awkpidgin

1) A word used to make you seem cooler

2) A filler for an awkward silence
1) Kid 1: Hey look at that awkpidgin!!!

Kid 2: OMG you are soooo cool :)

2) Kid 1: .......awkpidgin.......

Kid 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by steencumber May 16, 2011
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