Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011

Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

Auto correct

It makes your life hell by auto correcting to other words completely different subjects e.g from pens to penis but, you know you can spell without it so you can't turn it off.

Auto correct is killing my social life.

by Iampaigercat December 11, 2017

Auto Whore

The correct name for auto correct. Because she only works right when you are paying her and she fucks you and its instant regret.

Fuck you auto whore what's not what I typed.

Growls, auto whore you fucked me again.

by CookEZ January 19, 2022

Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

Auto Rickshaw

THE BEST EMOJI EVER. IT IS A CAR. IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC.

"That person is very auto rickshaw."
"Very auto rickshaw! They're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!"

by aut0tunee June 8, 2021