pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.

That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.

by adman86 June 19, 2014

autistic austin

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin

Damn look at the freak Autistic Austin

by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017

Autista-fag

This would define someone on the spectrum who is extremely annoying (mostly SJWs and weird geek types ), who will think themselves above neurotypical people.
An autista-fag is the perfect balance between an opinionated faggot and an autistic egocentric person.

You will meet many autista-fags nowadays and the best way to handle them is just ignore them, there is nothing worse for them than not getting attention.

"Dan keeps telling me how much he is offended by people mispronouncing cultures in Star Wars, what an autista-fag"

by V-ese ese-V November 17, 2018

Autistic

Of a person (or animal) who's neurodiverse or has autism, possibly caused by a mutation on chromosome 15 before development and birth. These people are normal but may have sensory, behavioral, and social differences. Otherwise, autistic individuals are either smart or intellectually impaired, sensory oversensitive or sensory undersensitive, unique, and creative. Neurodiversity is not retardation or taboo but a blessing and a personality trait.

Stupid: "You retarded?"
Me: "No, I'm autistic."
Stupid: "That explains why you're weird and probably stupid."
Me: "Oh, so an animal science nerd is stupid!? Spell 'intelligence'."
Stupid: "..."
Me: "Uh-huh! That's what I thought!"

I'm actually autistic, so if I ever encounter someone this stupid, I will just show them this.

by GigglesTheHyena May 1, 2019

Autistism

When you’re not quite sure whether you’re trying to say autism or autistic

“Hi, I’m autistism”

by Delirus September 18, 2018

Autism Karen

The Mother of an autistic child that refuses to listen to the opinions of autistic adults and thinks she knows better because she did a course.

That group is full of Autism Karen's sharing the puzzle piece.

by Facepipe July 19, 2020

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019