Authority Strap

The lower strap of a thong that dictates whether the user will have it up his/her ass or not.

Her authority strap crept right up her ass last night.

by Bailey Cox July 7, 2008

authoritized

process by which government pretends to 'downsize' by creating non-governmental authorities out of government departments

I'm no longer a government employee because our department has been authoritized, so we now work for a non-governmental authority.

by daninsask September 26, 2008

Authorisized

1.To emotionally hurt someone. 2.to physically hurt someone. 3.to pown someone in any way. 4.to cause damage.

Jimmy just authorisized me.
Bob authorisized me in hockey.
dude, that hobo just authorisized the store window!

by the authorisizer April 13, 2009

authorisize

Verb; 1.to cause damage. 2.to injure someone. 3.to emotionally wreck someone. 4.to break an object.

used to replace other verbs when the they do not accurately describe the situations.

1)He is gonna authorisize that window.
2)she is great at authorisizing people and making them fell bad.
3)that boy punched me in the face and yelled " you have just been authorisized".

by Tyler "Jesus" K. April 13, 2009

Authorness

Adj: A word describing how someone is the best writer you have ever seen, even better than a famous one. They can write about anything, even thigns they don't like to write about, and make it sound like the bet thing since white bread.

Dude that girl has a lot of authorness!

by songstobesung November 8, 2010

author paddleduck

Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.

Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.

by author paddleduck June 13, 2011

[Authorinihilistic]

AuthoriNihilistic a person that is authoritarian and Nihilistic a rare form of Psychopathic sadism.

Hitler and Stalin were both Authorinihilistic in that they took pleasure killing millions of people slowly and felt it didnt matter and since life didnt matter they wanted everyone to die.

by Church of Kek May 12, 2017