Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.
1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!
by Striz January 20, 2009
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Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
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Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020
Get the LAW OF ATHLETEmug. Someone who can do anything.
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
An individual who has a constant urge to send it.
When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.
Rapid finesser
A great way to stroke the ego
Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
by Splash King May 12, 2022
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