Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

asleep

The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.

'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'

by tabikatt April 6, 2008

ashlee

Ashlee is the cutest most funniest person who you will ever meet. Ashlee hates fuckboi's and doesn't fuck around with just anybody if she fw you that means ur special don't fuck it up. Ashlee has been hurt many of times by guys that Ashlee has really really really really liked. Ashlee has a really huge ass but in fact she is actually skinny with big boobs. Guys try to grab Ashlee asked feel her up like she is a toy. Ashlee didn't like when guys do that to her but she does like big black guys.

1: Hey look at that girl over there.

2:damn who is that??

1:that's Ashlee

2:holy fuck she's hot

by racist Einstein May 31, 2016

asleeping

What you are doing when you leave your msn on overnight. This term is used primarily in msn conversations or away messages. You are away and asleep. You are asleeping.

MSN name: Jam: Been replaced by a 23yr old emo fuckball/Sex knows who she is - asleeping

by teddyrux July 2, 2006

Ashlee

Ashlee spelled with two e's because she is two easy. easy going easy to love and absolutly dynamite in the sack but dont let that fool you she is kinky times 10 some of the wierdest yet odly satisfying sex acts you can imaguine make her feel at home she loves cock teasing and might just lock you in chastity and rub on you all night while she gets off on you not getting off. Yet role play is her favorite thing to do she is most comfortable when you put her in a diaper and treat her like a sexy baby she absolutly loves someone taking care of her and making her feel safe. if you find an ashlee take care of her and let her take care of you Ashlee is a kinky little sex kitten.

Ashlee wow is she a vixen

I did Ashlee last night and she blew my mind among other things

by WillyDoher June 26, 2017

Half-asleep

used as an excuse to make up for trying to not be wrong or lying.

Hey bro, you told me the gym closed at 9. It actually closes at 11.

Bro, I was half-asleep.

by ErnieMac July 15, 2016

Ashlee Cole

A girl that only hangs out with 2 people. A real big bitch that is very ugly and has a lot of style but can loose some weight. Very bitchy to anybody that trys to talk to her. Is not easy and would do anything just to keep he lover from going onto a new girl.

Guy: Hey Ashlee Cole
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3

by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012