asstronomical cost

An outrageously-enormous price dat involves access to someone's nether regions.

Da term "asstronomical cost" could refer to either a requested reimbursement dat is so "expensive" dat it actually includes intimacy with da recipient of whatever products and/or services dat he wishes to have supplied to him, or an absurdly-inflated "rate" dat someone charges for touchy-feely privileges of his booty.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

asstronomy

Da study of "moons".

It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstrology

Predictive/analytical research based on da size, shape, firmness, color, texture, etc. of someone's behind.

Asstrology can also be employed to determine your chances of "getting some".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

asstrology

Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.

Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Assronym

An acronym that uses the word ass more than once

“Im calling the ASPCA”
“Ass specialist Patrick candy ass? What’s he going to do? Play with my ass again?”
“It’s not an assronym you idiot, you’re abusing animals!”
“Oh”

by Bakedsoda August 5, 2025

assfoolishness

A series of actions or behaviors that are considered foolish or ridiculous, often characterized by a lack of common sense or awareness. Typically employed in informal contexts to criticize someone's unwise decisions or actions that provoke amusement or disbelief.

I am tired of this constant assfoolishness from you. Please stop it, or else I'm going to not talk to you ever again.

by Noisy Jackets October 31, 2025

Assforcement

Assforcement

When someone has a behind so large and beautiful it is required by society's laws to worship said behind. People with glorious booties are known as trained officers of law assforcement

"bro look she's a trained officer of law assforcement"

by Stormy Brimstone December 18, 2025