asscited

(adj.) Stirred emotionally to get some action.

Usually used before mattress mambo.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I saw you with that chick last night.

Bro 2: Bro, which one?

Bro 1: The blonde one bro, you gettin' some?

Bro 2: Yeah, i'm asscited.

by Gieaa July 29, 2009

assfelt

An immensely satisfying expression of gas from deep within the bowels often expressed in B minor.

Just as the manager was asking if he wanted the minimum wage paying, McJob, he let rip an assfelt fart and said, noncommittally, "yeah, sure."

by Prattle On, Boyo November 6, 2013

assfaceness

A completly rediculous inappropriate act. Unnecesary disfunction of the mental well being. It may be similar toa assface

What kindah assfaceness is this?

by Human intellegince database June 21, 2014

Assfazoodler

Noun. The act or process of fazooding an ass. Commonly used to define something dumb the AI does in a game.

Barbra: "How could you be such an assfazoodler, Tom!!!"

by SapperDaddy69 December 8, 2016

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

assface

When a person has the breath of a rotten donkey, they are an assface.

Weird kid in the hallway stops you and breaths in your face.
You punch him and yell “get the fuck out of the way ASSFACE!”

by Darthsquidjr October 24, 2018

Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.

Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????

by VybeWolf May 21, 2021