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Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.
1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.
by savage493 April 3, 2011
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French Assault

Tongue-in-cheek colloquialism particularly popular in the United Kingdom to refer to the act of surrendering - to launch a "French assault" is to surrender. Associated with the surrender of Paris to invading German forces in 1940 and the subsequently collaborationism of the Vichy French Government.
We were all expecting a ruthless barrage that night, but instead the enemy offered little more than a French assault.
by FactFinder May 24, 2014
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assaultr22

A CGShock reg completely devoid of redeeming qualities. Has a creepy obsession with waffles, which he has sex with on a daily basis. Uses syrup in foreplay.
That guy's such an Assaultr22.
by AnonymousShocker April 18, 2005
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Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.
While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!
by jb02 December 9, 2008
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meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!
There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts
by [HawK] January 6, 2008
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Star Fox Assault

The worst game in the Star Foxseries.
The whole point of this game was to make the morons who hated Star Fox Adventues happy, cause Rare didn't want a plot go to waste. First of all the game is way too short and can beaten under 4 hours. To make it worst 6 of the 10 missions are crappy ground mission where with terrible controls, you go around with Fox blowing up random objects untill all the red dots on the radar are gone. There's also the lackluster Vs. mode which has no AI bots or Capture the Flag mode. With the expection of 3 Vs levels (Orbital gate, Corneia, and Great Fox)the music is terrible, it sounds like the crap you would hear off a Kids Bop Album. But there are lots of unlockables which one of them is Xevious where you could get by beating the game on Sliver medal mode. You can get more unlockables by playing Vs matches, but unless you have 2 or 3 friends, this process will be incredibly boring. Overall Star Fox Assault is a crappy game. I would advise that you only rent this game.
Person 1: OMG Star Fox Assault RULEZZ1!!1
Person 2: No way it sucks, SF 64 was way better.
Person2: But it had Xevious.
Person 2: you mean the flash game you could play on newgrounds.com
Star Fox Games Developers: Nintendo>>>> Rare>>> Namco
by Angryclaimaster September 24, 2005
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anal assault

An anal assault means a good anal sex session
I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night
by Paul Daley May 8, 2008
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