Argumenting

the exact same as arguing but for idiots that can't speak

Zach and Tori have finally stopped argumenting

by tordon4lif February 11, 2020

Trumpian argument

Logical fallacy. repetitive stating of discredited accusations, conspiracy theories, and unrelated events for the soul purpose of conflating them with attempts at logical discourse.

When I asked my son if the dishes were done he provided the Trumpian argument that Epstein didn't kill himself, and asked where the missing emails are.

by Mmechris January 25, 2020

ansuman

Sociopath. Will lie/cheat/steal anything he can for absolutely no apparent reason. Known for staying up all night and releasing bowels once a week. Pathological liar of the worst kind that has the ability to prolong the life of a toothbrush for 10 years at a time. Also known as Rat, or THE Rat, or POS.

Person A: John, why is Tim being such a sneaky lying bastard lately?
Person B: He's pulling an Ansuman I think.

by Lalamela November 4, 2010

Assume

To make an ass out of you and me.

When FRANK and Jessica dont communicate effectively, constantly making ass u me (motions).

Assume.

by PineappleJuice February 22, 2015

Strawman Arguments

Strawman Arguments (I call them Stickman Arguments, sometimes) are arguments in which someone who you are debating takes your points and twists them to get ground on you in order to form a refutation in which they are correct.

Person A: *Signs on to start a topic saying:* For anyone out there who questions God because God doesn't always answer your prayers, the truth is: God doesn't help us because we have free will.

Person B: That's an unsound argument because it has no ground to stand on and it is overused. It's like saying, "What if I'm right and you're wrong and you go to Hell?" to an atheist.

Person A: We're not talking about Hell, therefore your refutation has no grounds.

Person B: Please take your strawman arguments somewhere else

Person A: You're going to burn in Hell for not believing in God!

Person A signs off.

Person B facepalms.

by Life's Outcast Of Death April 3, 2009

arsemusterer

a wrangler or rustler of human or any other animals buttocks commonly found at gay or homosexual gatherings frequently spotted hanging off the back ends of creatures at your local wildlife sanctuary be sure to check yourself for signs of mustering when you next leave the house.

Damn! i think my ass just got mustered by a dirty arsemusterer

by fulljiblett February 4, 2010

Ahsum Nimity

The mighty wizard who plays the main role in the game "The magic portals of Ahsum Nimity" (for iPad).

Derived from 'awesomenimity', which is derived from 'awesome'.

Q: "What's the name of that awesome wizard?"
A: "Ahsum Nimity"

by Will0 June 12, 2011