An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.
Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.
by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018
Get the The Apes and The Monolithmug. A disease known to manifest itself the day before an AP exam, allowing the victim to stay home and study.
On tuesday, the day before the AP exam, about a third of my calc class was absent. I guess they all came down with AP Flu.
by MasterODisaster May 25, 2009
Get the AP Flumug. A college credit class taken by high school students during the latter years (junior or senior, usually). The class reviews a set number of pre-defined topics by the College Board. The test is formulated by a very devious and malevolent group of individuals who masquerade under the common name Educational Testing Service, or ETS. The sole purpose of this group is to devise a monstrous 3-hour examination composed of two sections, each worth 50% of the test-taker's grade.
Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions
Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question
Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.
Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions
Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question
Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.
What NOT to write on the AP Chemistry Exam
Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
by that insane AP student May 8, 2008
Get the AP Chemistrymug. Dan is going ape shit about how cool his new car is. Or - Dan went ape shit when he found out his wife left him.
by Dan Sheehan February 13, 2004
Get the ape shitmug. While most people think this class is designed to teach advanced history to ambitious high school sophomores, it was actually designed as an intricate form of assisted suicide.
Students enrolled in AP world (or any AP class) will learn lots and lots of stuff that you already knew from the previous 10 years of schooling, but you will learn it in a different format. Meaning notes. Lots of notes.
Also you will want to die every night at 1am when you're only halfway through the 40-page chapter and you can't stop because you already have a disgusting C- average and you are an AP student for a reason and you want A's.
Also you will stop doing all your other classes' homework because you can only see your AP world grade, so now you have C's in everything! Yay!
By the time it's over, you will be burnt out. But never fear - next year is AP US history.......
Students enrolled in AP world (or any AP class) will learn lots and lots of stuff that you already knew from the previous 10 years of schooling, but you will learn it in a different format. Meaning notes. Lots of notes.
Also you will want to die every night at 1am when you're only halfway through the 40-page chapter and you can't stop because you already have a disgusting C- average and you are an AP student for a reason and you want A's.
Also you will stop doing all your other classes' homework because you can only see your AP world grade, so now you have C's in everything! Yay!
By the time it's over, you will be burnt out. But never fear - next year is AP US history.......
Ken: "Hey, Carrie, wanna hang out?"
Carrie: "I'd like to, but I have an AP World test tomorrow and it has three essays that I have to write outlines for as well as studying five 30-page chapters for the actual test part. So I can't."
Carrie: "I'd like to, but I have an AP World test tomorrow and it has three essays that I have to write outlines for as well as studying five 30-page chapters for the actual test part. So I can't."
by stressed out nerd November 27, 2011
Get the AP Worldmug. an AP class taken by most Mexicans who already know Spanish and take this class to get an automatic 5 on the AP exam.
Carlos: "Hey Juanita, what'd you get on the AP Spanish AP test?"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"
Juanita: "I got a 5... My parents were so proud"
Carlos: "Me too! jajajaja"
by Bartholomew Peanuts September 7, 2013
Get the AP Spanishmug. by BooBooButter April 15, 2012
Get the Ape Ghettomug.