Adopt Me!

Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.

Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*

8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*

Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.

8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*

Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.

8 year old: Noooooooo :(

by Tasty Chips February 25, 2022

adolfig

a person who acts or looks like the german mustche man

why are you adolfig
couse i like to use gas

by gigbgger higger April 18, 2022

Adolf rizzler

The man that doesn't just get bitches, he conquers them.

Adolf rizzler is on a rampage in Europe

by Kajmarez September 9, 2023

half adult

What to call someone between their adolescent years and their adult years.
Used to describe someone is mature for the most part but is still free from actual adult responsibilties

I can pay taxes but I couldn't raise a child. Therefore, I am a half adult.

by huntsalone March 25, 2021

my.socks.are.adopted

A tiktoker that is very overrated and needs this to be a word to be even more overrated!

Harold: "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIKTOKER, 'my.socks.are.adopted'"

Bob: "No! I didn't know, but I do know.. *Looks At Person Reading This* That you should follow them *Winks*"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids May 30, 2020

abc to adopt me

In Roblox Bloxburg, you will usually find these people saying "abc to adopt me" meaning they are asking someone to adopt them, the annoying thing is that they will knock on mansions and if u say no to adopt them they will just throw a whole tantrum and throw a bunch of insults on u or just stalk u and camp by ur house until u say yes, they also do this when u nearly finished ur house and the house is a mansion, they will be like "when u finished can u adopt me" and if u say no they again just throw insults at u, funny thing is they will be like "eww no" if u said abc and u have a tiny house, they are very annoying in general

Lilylotus: ABC TO ADOPT MEE!1!1!1!1!1!
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving

by notdahloya August 11, 2022

filthy adolf

a variant on the dirty sanchez; when pulling out of your partner's rectum, instead of painting the sh*t moustace over your partner's full upper lip, restrict the moustache to the central third of the upper lip. an excellent method to put that little dictator in his/her place!

that guy was so bossy that after we had butt sex, i gave him a filthy adolf!

by afr0bunny May 8, 2007